The Life of Eric

Episode 2: Jaws 3:16

Today was just as good, if not better, than yesterday. Bret got a picture with the bleach burned girl (remember she had to take a bleach shower) after some enthralling conversation.


So, you ask, why Jaws 3:16? Well, we went to the Citiwalk at Universal tonight for dinner. Where did we park? Section “Jaws” Level 3, Row 16. Hence, Jaws 3:16, the lesser known bible verse. We ate at Emeril’s. It was pretty good. Nothing too exciting, Emeril wasn’t there, naturally, so we’re convinced that “Emeril” is really a microwave they use to heat up all of the meals, therefore being able to legitimately call the restaurant “Emerils” Even the beep at the end would say “BAM!!”

To the left is a picture of some stylin’ “Man-Pris” (Thanks Will for the term). See, I can’t make this stuff up.

The other picture is none other than our totally sweet TechEd band from tonight.





Ok, here is the part you all have been waiting for. A geek mosh pit to Nirvanna’s Smells like Teen Spirit. Not only did the song make my ears bleed, but I also spontaneously vomited and had my retinas permanently damaged due to the sight. It was, well…you have to see for yourself. Note: "Pipes" as mentioned yesterday, is the dork in the blue shirt on the left side of the stage that looks like a totally trashed Chevy Chase while starring in any of the earlier National Lampoon movies. (You can click on the image to get a full size shot of the nerd mecca).

I really wish I had more energy to write something witty about today, but I think I used that up when I remembered Bret’s camera had a video function and pulled out the whole Jaws 3:16 thing.

Be Prepared to be ROCKED OUT!!!
(It helps if you Right Click, Save As, and then maximize the window when playing...puts it all into perspective)

Note: What to look for...

1. "Chris Farley" on stage to the right in the maroon shirt totally rocking it out.


2. The one "cultured" person on the stage almost redeeming the whole night


3. "Tambourine Man" in the blue on stage to the left...he's totally rocking. He left his air humping tambourine on the stage with Chris Farley for this song.


4. Of course, the "dancing" mosh pit. Wow. That's all I can say. Wow.

posted by Eric Webb @ 12:03 AM